Friday, May 29, 2009

Intoxicated

Disclaimer: This work is by no means promoting or glorifying the use of alcoholic drinks.It is bad..very bad and I need not list its endless cons.

He gazed at the glass
His face grew tense
Should I hold back?, he asked himself
or Should I jump over the fence?

His will was driven by wonder...
how it feels to be drunk
So he gulped the liquid quickly
Afterall, he was no monk.

He felt good, he felt happy
His body loosened up,he was on high
He ran to tell his friends
Though he wanted to fly!

He talked loudly, He talked a lot
His friends remarked he looked like a clown.
Shocked they were -never expected this of him
"Et tu Piyush! You let us down."

But for him, it was more of an experiment
- why do people act strange after drinking whiskey,vodka or wine?
Now he knew,now he felt...and when a friend asked..
He could not even tell the equation of a straight line!

And all in all, he quenched his thirst.
Thirst not for the terribly tasting vodka,but of this feeling -
which turned the world upside down
and made the floor look like ceiling.


P.S: 1. It was just a one time thing. No more of this.

2.'Eq.of a line' thing was geeky, wasnt it? Courtesy Kshitij. (I said x+y = c or something,which wasnt that bad.)

3. When asked which of us two was drunk(me or kshitij), two colleagues confidently declared that it is Kshitij.Kudos to you two!

4.WARNING: DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

you just needed one glass of vodka to get that mathematical ability??

Piyush said...

Well...It wasnt just one glass.5 pegs.1 neat.

Phoenix said...

Hi
I've graduated, so gonna be out of here in a day or two.
and yes, Nescafe no longer exists. The contract is over. Hopefully by the time u com back there'd be a new snack, coffee place. But it will never be the same

Siddharth Bhattacharya said...

oh great ,composed the poem ?
the warnings were a must
Rhyme Scheme ? abcb if i am right
what about balloons ?

Piyush said...

@Phoenix: I'll miss you .
@ Sid: Got bored...could have written a detailed one including baloons and Kshitj taking advantage and making me do fac work.