Sunday, May 31, 2009

Hats off to Douglas Adams


Not so long ago, I had written something about the watchmaker concept...While I was reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,I came across this wonderful satire by Douglas Adams.

(Talking about the Babel fish,which can translate any language of the universe for its user)

“Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindboggingly useful as the Babel fish could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.


“The argument goes something like this: ‘I refuse to prove that I exist,’ says God, ‘for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.’


“‘But,’ says Man, ‘The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.’


“‘Oh dear,’ says God, ‘I hadn’t thought of that,’ and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.


“‘Oh, that was easy,’ says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.


Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo’s kidneys, but that didn’t stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best- selling book Well That About Wraps It Up For God.


A must read for everyone !!!!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Intoxicated

Disclaimer: This work is by no means promoting or glorifying the use of alcoholic drinks.It is bad..very bad and I need not list its endless cons.

He gazed at the glass
His face grew tense
Should I hold back?, he asked himself
or Should I jump over the fence?

His will was driven by wonder...
how it feels to be drunk
So he gulped the liquid quickly
Afterall, he was no monk.

He felt good, he felt happy
His body loosened up,he was on high
He ran to tell his friends
Though he wanted to fly!

He talked loudly, He talked a lot
His friends remarked he looked like a clown.
Shocked they were -never expected this of him
"Et tu Piyush! You let us down."

But for him, it was more of an experiment
- why do people act strange after drinking whiskey,vodka or wine?
Now he knew,now he felt...and when a friend asked..
He could not even tell the equation of a straight line!

And all in all, he quenched his thirst.
Thirst not for the terribly tasting vodka,but of this feeling -
which turned the world upside down
and made the floor look like ceiling.


P.S: 1. It was just a one time thing. No more of this.

2.'Eq.of a line' thing was geeky, wasnt it? Courtesy Kshitij. (I said x+y = c or something,which wasnt that bad.)

3. When asked which of us two was drunk(me or kshitij), two colleagues confidently declared that it is Kshitij.Kudos to you two!

4.WARNING: DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

A God's workshop in an idle mind ..part 1

God: Hi
Me: (laughing) not again..I know you dont exist.
God: Why do you say so?
Me: Because its not you..its just me thinking.
God: What makes you believe that its not me inside you..Why do you think its you talking to yourself. Maybe its me making you think what you are thinking.
Me: Stop..or I'll just go mad!!!
God: Dont worry.its me God..I'll take care of everything.
Me: Ok. Since we've arrived at a paradox at not being able to confirm if you're really god or not...why dont you do something that will make me believe.
God: Because I am god.I dont need to prove myself.Simple.You believe if you want to.
Me: Ok ! I believe you exist.happy.now what?
God: Nothing.
Me: Ok.bye
God: Look. I dont want people fight over if they believe in me or not. I just want them to live life a healthy way and let others live. I dont want them to follow different code of ethics which they call religion.I'm not for hindu or islam or christian etc.There is just one code called humanity.
Me: This is exactly what I think ! See now its confirmed its just me talking to myself and its not God!
God: But even you are God. I am in everyone.Havnt you come across the concept in which one is given an object through which he would see GOD ,and it turns out to be a mirror!?
Me: Oh no.Not THAT lame concept again! It spoils the plot of many thrilling sci-fi and philosophical stories.
God: ??? So if you ever have any argument over God with anyone,just shut him/her by this concept and be happy.
Me: I dont know if you are God or Just me going nuts,but whatever crap you are talking....it deserves to be on my blog!
God:But I am not going to shut up unless you promise to talk to me again. I am bored you see.
Me: If a promise is the only way you're gonna be quiet ,then so be it.Just shut up for now for GOD'S SAKE!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Movies Update

I've been watching a great mix of movies these days.With the advent of world movies on my TV, my sister's external HDD which has app.300 movies...and my own database of critically acclaimed movies, I've not missed any oppurtunity of
putting them to use and escaping my monotonous world .



Its 12 midnight. You are world weary.You decide to see a movie.You're loving it.The whole movie centres on the plot.Every scene of the movie builds up on the climax.but at the end of it...you're not able to understand what happened.and Then you realise that probably you didnt understand the whole movie.

Thats exactly what happened with me and Donnie Darko.But finally I was able to make sense of the climax fully(after thinking over the movie for like 10 mins!)...Its great in this respect! When was the last time you sat down with a pen and paper to undertstand a movie?
The ending is a bit sad and touchy. Jake Gyllenhaal was fabulous and the Soundtrack totally psychedelic.
A must watch for everyone..Especially those interested in psychology and philosophy of time travel.


Movie ratings:

Donnie Darko: 9.5/10

Amelie :9/10
(a beautiful French movie which has deservedly risen to imdb #44)

My Little Bride: 7/10
( a korean movie...In which a senior college student marries a 1st yearite! liked it because the beautiful relationship b/w them and the eastern culture )

The Other Boleyn Girl: 5/10
Scent of a Woman : 6/10
Priceless : 6/10 (another French movie)

Friday, May 15, 2009

One morning in Campus

It was one of those lazy mornings...when you suddenly decide to be not lazy and go out for jog. Just as any 'normal' boy from the boys hostel would , I automatically got drifted towards the girls hostel area. and Gosh..what an atmostphere do those girls live in !
Though I would love to tell any ignorant IITian guy that the girl hostel area is dirty and it stinks (to prevent any despos from rushing there every morning), the truth is it is the loveliest part of Delhi in the morning.It is Utopia.
Peacocks all over the place showing off their plumage looked amazing. (Though these were not the 'birds' I expected to see)....Then just as I stopped to look at a couple of peacocks crying/mewing(whatever) at the top of their voice from the roof of a house, another little one just went pass me.
and then ,at that very moment , something else struck me. What a game nature is playing!
If the peacocks are to girls hostel :: then what is to boys hostel ??
If the peacocks in IIT are analogous to girls, then is the analogy to boys the answer to the above question ??
I have nothing else to say.

They say a diamond is a woman's best friend. and a DOG is man's. and STILL they are the ones who complain about gender bias !!!!

Monday, December 29, 2008

After Kung-Fu ,they have taken up shooting?

A giant panda goes into one of those expensive and pretentious restaurants serving French/Asian fusion cuisine and takes a table for one. The surprised waiter for that table explains unctuously that his name is Marcel, he will be your server tonight, and we 'ave a number of specials (he is French), etc., etc. The panda listens impassively to the list of $27 chili-pepper encrusted swordfish specials and so on, and then orders a delicately flavored dish of young bamboo tips and mixed greenery served with steamed jasmine rice. On finishing his meal, the panda gets up, reaches into his fur for a handgun, brings down the waiter with one shot, and calmly heads for the door.
The head waiter is near the door and exclaims in shock, "Oh, monsieur, what 'ave you done? You 'ave killed Marcel! Why 'ave you done zis, monsieur? You 'ad some problem? Ze service was not acceptable?"
The panda scowls at him and says, "I'm a fucking panda. Go look it up." He stalks out into the night.
The baffled staff huddle round the compact encyclopedic dictionary that they keep on the premises, and turning to Panda, giant, they read this:
Panda, giant. Large bear-like animal, Ailuropoda melanoleuca, with distinctive black and white markings, related to raccoon family. Rare; found only in bamboo forests of Tibet and western China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons...7.5/10


Watchmen... my first graphic novel.I had not read a comic since 7th grade...and reading this novel-well it brought back those memories.I cannot rate it to its full potential...because I had it in the form of ebook (actual and legal one costs 3000+). I was not able see why is it so critically acclaimed, in the beginning. But as I approached the end,the picture became clearer ,and I started re-reading it ...then I realised..there were so many hidden things and clues and facts that I missed- Mostly because of the fact that I kept reading it...without focussing any attention to the graphics.The novel is set in alternate history,and the elements of our history embedded in it makes it grave and murthful at the same time . I would recommend against reading it(or any grahic novel) in ebook form.I read half the book,then re-read it,and then finished it..and in all the 408 pages book took about 15 days !)..
The book provided different views of the world(from each character)...and is implanted with great quotes ,which just fit in the situation in the story at that point. The ending is good,and unpredicatble.Its nt a typical Hero-saves-the-day ending, and the book highlights the philospohy that in every hero ,theres a villain and vice versa.
In addition to the main story line (already interlaced with multiple flashbacks), each chapter also includes supplemental material from the Watchmen universe – newspaper clippings, book excerpts, copies of letters, police documents, etc. Also interwoven into the story is the pirate-adventure comic Tales of the Black Freighter (which is being read by one of the characters as the story of Watchmen unfolds).

I've decided to put some excellent snippets from the book,which really moved me:
(wasnt able to upload in comic book style with images):

Rorschach: Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. Itâs us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach. Does that answer your Questions, Doctor?

Doctor Manhattan: Thermo-dynamic miracles... events with odds against so astronomical they're effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing. And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter... Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold... that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermo-dynamic miracle.
Laurie Juspeczyk: But...if me, my birth, if that's a thermodynamic miracle... I mean, you could say that about anybody in the world!.

Dr. Manhattan: Yes. Anybody in the world. ..But the world is so full of people, so crowded with these miracles that they become commonplace and we forget... I forget. We gaze continually at the world and it grows dull in our perceptions. Yet seen from the another's vantage point. As if new, it may still take our breath away. Come...dry your eyes. For you are life, rarer than a quark and unpredictable beyond the dreams of Heisenberg; the clay in which the forces that shape all things leave their fingerprints most clearly.

The 12 quotes of Watchmen (the ones that occupied the last panel of each chapter):

At midnight, all the agents and superhuman crew go out and round up everyone who knows more than they do- Bob Dylan
And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent friends instead of these comedians- Elvis Costello
Shall not the judge of all the earth do right?- GENESIS chapter 18, verse 25
The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...The solution to this problem lies in the heard of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker- Albert Einstein
Tyger, Tyger burning bright,In the forestsof the night,What immortal hand or eye,Could frame thy fearful symmetry-William Blake
Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster.And if you gave into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.-Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I am a brother to dragons,and a companion to owls.My skin is black upon me,and my bones are burned with heat- JOB chapter 30, verse 29-30
On Hallowe'en the old ghosts come about us, and they speak to some, to others they are dumb- Hallowe'en ,Elanor Farjean
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being- C.G. Jung ...MEMORIES,DREAMS,REFLECTIONS
Outside in the distance a wild cat did growl, two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl- Bob Dylan
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!- Ozymandias....Percy Bysshe Shelley
It would be a stronger world, a stronger loving world, to die in- John Cale

A collage of mixed emotions

Apparently I have nothing to write,but I still feel like writing something. I think I am capable and experienced enough to resist the temptation of calling myself a loser or start blabbing about She who must not be named.or about the dream of sg that I had.
Rather I think I oughta write about Winter Ball ,which, did live up to the expectation of not living upto the expectation.To describe in a few words..concise but not precise:
Old friends..lots of smiles-some fake,some genuine...An attempt to dance, to feel the ecstacy that others feel while dancing.In hindsight, I guess I should say a failed attempt.... Regret at not going with an empty stomach (I was able to try out only the gulab jamun,chocolate cake,an extraordinary mutton dish(but then, I've only eaten mutton on 2-3 occasions before), and an astonishingly delectable mushroom dish).
Bored of trying to dance,with stomach heavy ,and amused with the sights of old mates pixillated and drunk, I decided to make an early exit by 1.30 am.

As for other things , I finished reading Watchmen .So it was time for me to start another book, so I bought a copy of 'The Amulet of Samarkand'- 1st installment of Jonathan Stroud's Bartimaeus trilogy.I also read two short stories - 'Nightfall' and 'The Last Question' by Isaac Asimov.

As for movies watched recently:
Night at the Museum :7/10 (great entertainment)
Get over It :4/10 (watched only because of Kirsten Dunst..special note : pronounced K-ee-rstun, not Kurstun)
The Incredibles : 6/10
Casino Royale : 7.5/10 (my first bond movie)
She- Creature : 5/10

(This post was intended to be in the category of those which I write but to not publish and keep as a draft for myself)

Friday, December 26, 2008

Just observed that a Title is not necessary for posting(the post)


When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called GOD. (controversial,but I prefer speaking my mind rather than faking Im a believer)

I recently came across the most stupidest insanely thrown-in-your-face argument(scientific?!) that says GOD must exist.Its called the 'Watchmaker Analogy':
The watchmaker analogy, or watchmaker argument, is a teleological argument for the existence of God. By way of an analogy, the argument states that design implies a designer.

The watchmaker analogy consists of the comparison of some natural phenomenon to a watch. Typically, the analogy is presented as:
1. The complex inner workings of a watch necessitate an intelligent designer.
2. As with a watch, the complexity of X (a particular organ or organism, the structure of the solar system, life, the entire universe) necessitates a designer. (source:Wiki)


It really perplexes me how people do follow-up researches based on such lines of thought .Maybe it has an undercurrent of Great truth and elegance that is beyond my comprehension.
Besides all this, as an agnostic, its really gripping to read mythological stories purely from an entertainment point of view.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Let there be Light....

The time is running out...18 years have gone by,yet I have not learnt anything that might be new to human civilisation...I have not done anything that is original,that no human has ever done...I still have no idea what is going on. Why are we here? WHY Am I here? WHO am 'I' ? WHAT is 'HERE' ? The universe? What is the universe?... WHY is the universe? When I say the time is running out,what is TIME? Where did it all began ? WHY did it all began?What is 'began' altogether?What was there 'before' the beginning ? What was before 'before the begining' ?(sounds contradictory?..It is.)
I have,at best,anoter 60-70 years to make a difference.Otherwise mine will me just one of the zillion of stories of little earthlings ,who came,and disappeared after finite no. of years,without finding THE ANSWER.

Meanwhile,I guess I'll go watch a movie. ;)